Cheers!

Postcard to the Editor of the Simmons Voice

What confounded, bureaucratic folderol! (Folderol is a word which means "nonsense" or b.s. in the vernacular.) Aramark insists on carding everyone at the Senior Faculty Toast. Young & old. Rich & poor. Folderol!

At the finest of restaurants my underage date is often carded, but I am not. At the sleaziest of dives my underage date may be carded, but I am not. Shame on Aramark for not behaving like Simmons deserves the finest service. It was a professional discourtesy to all.

Bob White

Advising Professor to Underage Students and Friends